"I wanted long hair like Axl Rose, but my mom said I could only grow out the back."
"We loved to go to fast-food restaurants and run from one door to the other with our pants down, doing something crazy."
"People would throw food at me in the cafeteria."
"We always had kind of tough babysitters."
"I didn't tell anybody how I was raised until I moved to California."
"I learned to dance in gay hip-hop clubs."
"I was president of my class, and I was one of the first people to really adopt, like, a stoner mentality."
"Those were the kind of people I really hated: the insidious ass-kissers."
"I was a very well behaved teen."
"Why can't we just, like, hang out?"